A Very Southern Sentence

My office mate at work who is originally from Philly offered a very southern sentence he thought of while he was in Home Depot one day.

"Where's all y'all's sawzalls at?"

I thought it was brilliant, and its even better that he was a yankee!  He is actually part of the inspiration of the blog since he wants to know about how things work down here.  I'm kind of his southern culture coach.